shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.
I didn’t even try to scroll past this
David Gandy carrying around a huge tyre like nobody’s business…
i was just thinking how cute it is to have a kid with someone you love like you’re creating a mini you combined with the person you have a mega crush on like does it really get any better than that
I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result!
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho
holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars
this fucks me the fuck up
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
The ‘making love in a canoe’ bit is actually a monty python reference its awesome
how do you “somehow buy an ice cream” at Disney World its a hundred fucking dollars