whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”
LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE
ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
i want an update on this
FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN
Police officer who was responding to a “vicious dog” goes home with a new friend.
the whole “anger is poisonous and bad for u” mindset was created by people who didn’t want to deal w the justified anger directed at them by others
anger is powerful and important, anger is fuel, and only you determine whether or not your anger is good or bad for you
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
FUCK I DIDN’T GET THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
The good news:
I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff
The bad news:The last time I wore it I was nine years old
The best news:
I am the anime now
when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth